THE SUCKTIVITY METERS ARE PEGGED!!!!


THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR AROUND THE SHOP!!!!!

You're ALWAYS right, Boss!
You lie and I'll swear to it.
It's NOT rocket science!
I smell what you're stepping in!
Nice try, probie!
Can you hear me now?
Is that all you got?
Don't light the fuse!
That's not right!
Is that HUGELY clear?
Never try to reason with a rigger.
THAT'S the way to do it!
We as a shop.......
Can you feel the LOVE?
What happened to my paperwork? It's been SIMONIZED!!!
Is that your desk?
Where are the dummy plugs?
That's HUGELY stupid.
I'm a HERO!
It's not 7:00 yet.....talk to me later.
Air in the room!!!!
It's ALL ass air!
I wasn't sleeping!!
As far as YOU know....
Are you my boss?
There goes Jeff...right on time!
...about 4 beers....
Next Tuesday.
Oh, STOP!
That's HUGE!
Probies POST!!!
Who crapdusted?
FRP.
FNG.
You're DOOMED. (said to CDO)
I'll be back. (said by Arnold Schwarzenegger AND the CDO)
I'm from the government. I'm here to HELP!!!!
The sucktivity meter is PEGGED!
Where did Stealth go? He was just right here.
WHY did Fink pick Indianapolis in the Kansas City vs Denver game????
Your instructions weren't clear, silly man!!
Keep me out of trouble!
It's the LAW!!!!
Is that the hat you get when you FIX something?
You need the pen?
THAT was PLAID!!!!
We...as a SHOP....
Sez the boss: "I'm pretty happy with everyone in the shop"
Once again you guys are right.
I'm having a BO moment.
BUDDY is only HALF a word.
SLOGANS!
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID YOU'VE GOT TO BE TOUGH!!!!!!!!
We support the NRA (National RESTAURANT Association)!!
We never met a MEAL we didn't like!!
If you can FRY it, I'll EAT it!!
We're transferring to the FBI (Fat Bastards International).
The STUPID light is LIT!!!
I'm TRYING to be NICE!!! (Kenny)
I've got Peters on the brain!!! (the boss)
Was that my OUTSIDE voice????


Things you haven't heard in the shop......but we MIGHT say....

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Eschew obfuscation.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Half the people you know are below average.
Deja Moo is the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.


Bucket HIMSELF sent these in via Buttshark email, so I HAD to add them!!!!!
Bucket
There are no spacers, wipeass
My elbow!
We need FANS!!!!
Got to Eat.......
Go BIGGER!!!


Now, the Bucket has taken this sayings thing to heart....he has sent MORE via Buttshark.com email, and I am, once again, adding them without editing them.
1. There are no spacers, Asswipe.
2. B for Bitch. dj says this alot to the probies.
3. What did I do?
4. What are you doing, B?
5. There is always Supply.
6. That's funny, Boss!
7. Mr. Wonderful.
8. If you have to go, go BIGGER!
9. I'm here to HELP!
10. WALK YOUR HAPPY FAT ASS TO SUPPLY AND GET IT YOURSELF, PROBIE!

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